Friday, February 10, 2012

A Certain Lily Allen Song

For those of you who know me personally, you know I am Mr. Personality. I am happy-go-lucky all the time. Well today I am hurting and quite frankly pissed off. So allow me to vent in my moment of weakness and despair.
CAUTION EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW: Don’t say I didn’t warn you bitch!
To all the guys from high school who keep friending me on Facebook, you made my life a living hell…F*** OFF!!!
To anybody who thinks they are better than any one person…F*** YOU!!! You’re obviously not the great person you think you are.
To all the addicts who keep relapsing…STOP F***ING YOURSELF!!! You can get clean if you tried.
To the people who stick their noses where they don’t belong…F*** YOU!!! Get a life.
To anyone who snickers under your breath when you see a gay…GO F*** A GOAT!!! They are some of the nicest people I know. They just want to fit it.
To all those who think you know best…YOU NEED A GOOD F***!!! This is the reason no one likes you.
To anyone who makes me feel inadequate or that I am not good enough for you. F*** YOURSELF WITH A CUCUMBER!!! I’m freaking awesome, and will be perfectly satisfied in life…unlike you.
To all those who say “I don’t like the direction your life is headed.”…F*** YOUR MOTHER!!! 1) I love my life. 2) You maybe a reason I am headed the complete opposite way of your life. 3) Its my life. 4) GO F*** YOURSELF!!!
To anyone else who may piss me off along my life path…F*** YOU VERY MUCH!!! I need more inspiration for this blog.
To all those reading this…THANKS FOR LETTING ME F***ING VENT!!! You rock!!!
To all my amazing friends…LET’S HAVE A F***ING GOOD TIME TONIGHT!!! Love you!!!

WITH F***ING LOVE,
STEVE

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